Here's why I don't get into politics- I just see everything really cut and dry; frankly, if I was in charge we wouldn't be having any issues right now.
1. Energy crisis
Women aren't allowed to drive. Electric lighting should be illegal too. Only skylights.
2. Low voting turnout rate
Let people vote for others who don't vote. Here, I trust you to make the right vote man!
3. Trouble in the Middle East
Pull out all troops. Invest a fraction of money in nuclear weapons and boarder control.
4. Federal Deficit
Sacrifice the top 5 wealthiest men to reduce the deficit. Quit buying oil from foreign countries and use our own. Put a 5 dollar cap on campaign spending.
5. Dependence on foreign goods
All the women who can't drive should make sustainable gardens. Or another trade like making computers.
6. Healthcare
Um, no government healthcare whatsoever. Just perpetual food rationing.
7. Market competition
First country to build the first time machine. Go back in time and steal all the money from ancient world powers.
8. Taxes
Taxes won't exist. Government will set up a direct barter and trade system.
9. Immigration
Make everyone who comes in pay a ten dollar fee.
10. Any other issues you can think of? I probably have a good solution.
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